The House with a Clock in its Walls Movie Review

See it. 5.5/10

The House with a Clock in Its Walls (HCW) is the latest offering from horror director Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever), and weirdly, it’s meant a film for kids.

Based on the children’s book by John Bellairs, HCW follows a young orphan Lewis who is sent to live with his eccentric uncle whom he’s never met before. Upon arriving at his uncle’s house, strange things begin to happen in the house and Lewis soon discovers that his uncle is a warlock on a desperate search for a clock hidden somewhere in the walls of the house. Once the clock stops ticking, it will signal the end of the world.

The film’s concept is an unusual one, as is the casting. This isn’t to say that the film’s cast doesn’t work (because they do), it’s just one I wasn’t expecting it to.

Owen Vaccaro plays weird, sullen Lewis and does a good job for the most part. His character does have tendencies to be a little bit annoying at times, but Owen Vaccaro tackles the film’s content head on and overall his reactions are believable despite the magical chaos around him. While Lewis has many flaws in his character, the film doesn’t shy from showing these moments which was refreshing to see. Truthfully this is also probably one of the most believable children I’ve seen for a long time in a film.

Jack Black plays Lewis’ eccentric uncle Jonathan and as usual, plays essentially himself with his typical Jack Black persona. It works in this film purely because Jack Black brings the comic relief and in a fun obvious way that allows kids to react to him immediately. I felt that this was almost necessary for this film that gives a creepy vibe, which might be something kids aren’t prepared for, but Jack Black helps create regular relief and openly acknowledges that these things are meant to be creepy.

The weirdest casting of all was Cate Blanchett as Jonathan’s best friend and neighbour, Florence Zimmerman. She, of course, steals the show, playing the character with the most depth, and reaching a sensitivity in her characterization that at times is quite mature for a children’s film. But it is Cate Blanchett after all, so I was almost always going to be completely spellbound by her every step of the way.

Director Eli Roth adds his familiar touch of horror to the film, making for another somewhat creepy offering. The creepiness has been toned down because the film is targeted towards families with children, so it’s never going to be a movie with an MA rating. Having said that, I can see a few scenes being too scary for young children and potentially will be become what I call nightmare fuel for those too little to realise it’s all special effects. From cheap scare jumps, through to the pre-empting of death and destruction of the world and ending on a room full of creepy dolls that, you guessed it, come to life. The thrills are many and come quickly before coming to a haltering stop and starting up again.

The film as a whole has the kind of feel to it that you would find in Tim Burton’s children films like Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice, or other recent additions like A Series of Unfortunate Events. Those films are all a bit wacky but have an air of somberness to them as well which is also what comes across in HCW. Ultimately it is a children’s film that is secretly for adults and targets the kids who feel like misfits.

HCW is a fun but creepy children’s film that’s worth a watch. It probably would have done better with a Halloween release, placing it in the right timing for what it is, but Eli Roth has attempted something different and for the most part has been successful in the telling of this wild and unique tale. See it.

Smurfs The Lost Village Movie Review

smurfs the lost village3/10

Unlike the previous two smurf films, Smurfs The Lost Village focuses on one particular unique smurf in that of the only female Smurf, Smurfette (Julia Roberts). In a village filled with a large number of male smurfs who each have their characteristic trait, Smurfette begins to feel out of place. For you see, Smurfette was created from a piece of clay by the evil wizard Gargamel (Rainn Wilson). This, unfortunately, makes Smurfette free from any particular skill and hence her journey of finding out who she starts. Throw in the possibility there are other smurfs in a place unknown that might hold this answer and our story is on our way.

The best part about The Lost Village is truly the 3D animation. Everything looks so smooth and flows seamlessly on screen. Action set pieces that deal with large color displays are where these aspects shine the most. The entire scene when the Smurfs meet the dragonflies are a joy to watch as each creature has been designed meticulously with unique color traits that set them out perfectly. Even the smurfs look great as a fan who watched them as a child many years ago. But sadly this is where it ends.

Whilst I enjoy the focus put on Smurfette’s character arc, I couldn’t help but feel that somewhere along the way the story’s meaning was lost. What began as an interesting decision to tackle the discovery of who we are and what we’re meant to do, slowly shifted focus on basic storytelling. A lost village is discovered. Gargamel has plans to capture such village. Smurfette and her friends must stop him. And that’s pretty much it.

Not only do you know how it’s going to end but the journey along the way is far too unoriginal to be even remotely engaging. It reminds me of the new Power Rangers but where The Lost Village beats out on that particular mess is that it at least as interesting dynamics between its characters. The way Smurfette, Clumsy, Brainy and Hefty interact with each other is great as each can bounce off each other in different and hilarious ways. I only wish their relationships could mean more amongst a plot backdrop that doesn’t do justice to exploring who they are as characters.

These are the reasons why we ultimately love children’s films because they’re not just children films but films. We can still get the same feeling when we watched The Lion King the first time compared to seeing it 20 years later. It’s why we’ll pay money again to see a live-action imagining of an animated film we loved so long ago (The Jungle Book, Beauty and The Beast). This is where The Lost Village is lacking and why it won’t be nowhere near those great films previously mentioned.

Parents, take your kids to see Lego Batman instead. They’ll be able to enjoy it more and you’ll also be able to enjoy it.